What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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