What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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