why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Your mother just died.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

ecks! why zee?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

don't read this

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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