- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Who's on first? Garvey.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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