A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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