If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

A boy with red hair is happy.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Your existance.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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