Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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dead dibbs

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