What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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