what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Get it? More.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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