- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Thats what she said

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

pull my finger (farts)

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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