You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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WOw you have no life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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