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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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