- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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