- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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