whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Committing Suicide #YOLO

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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