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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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