What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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