- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

The dewey decimal system

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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