- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

I like that, but why am I happy?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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