- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Poop

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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