- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Once, I went to Peru.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Queens Park rangers

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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