What is both bold and brash? Fox

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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world society

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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