- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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