SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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