- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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