Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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