Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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