- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

once you go black your credit goes wack

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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