Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Anti Joke

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