What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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