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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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