KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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