How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Eric is gay Ha

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Anti Joke

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