- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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