Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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