- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

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