Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Your mom.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Women outside of the kitchen.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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