- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How do you spell eight? 8

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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