- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

7+5=12

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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