A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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I? Everett

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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