- Anti Joke

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

You having friends.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Katy Perry

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?