- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

An Englishman walks into a bar.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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