A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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whats a joke

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

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