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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Ben Affleck

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

The Morman Religion.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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