How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

I? Everett

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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