- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

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