why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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BIG PENIS

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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