- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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