My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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