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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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