Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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