- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

The truth is he loves her!!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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