- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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