- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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