What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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