what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Women deserve equal rights.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Black People

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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