- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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