- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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