- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Mitt Romney

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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