- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Brain fart

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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