what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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