Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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