Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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