Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Heskey time.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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