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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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