- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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