What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Do u take sugar?

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Kys

How will the world end? That information is unknown

miha kako si?

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Women's rights.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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