- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

rent a cops

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

wael.. nuff said

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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