- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

copy me and i will kill you

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Your gay

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

How High is a Chinese man

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