What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Everybody will die

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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