- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

you dint have to be a jew matt

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