- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

fava beans

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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