- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Dude man, I'm high...

This isn't funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

drugs.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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