roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

roses are red violets are blue

dry handjob

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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