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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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