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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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