What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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My Butthole.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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