- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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