Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What is cowboy say

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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