DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

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