- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Jellybeans

what's up? my penis.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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