knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the man die? He was old.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

You had better thumbs up this post.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Anti Joke

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