What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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