How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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