Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

2 black kids walk into school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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