A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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all the kids had fun

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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THE GAME.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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