- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What is my name? I dont know

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Indians

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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