Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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nothing

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Oh s***

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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