What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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women's rights

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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roy g biv

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Your Mother

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your mom is so fat.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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