Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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