Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Steven hawkings shook my hand

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why was the gay guy sad?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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