- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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