Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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women's rights

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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