Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why was the gay guy sad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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