What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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im gay

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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