- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

guess what>? your mum lol

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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