two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

John lazzaro likes dick

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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