What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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my mind's eye?

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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epic win?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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arena football

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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