- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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