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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Terry has ebola

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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