- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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