- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

The Morman Religion.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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