- Anti Joke

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

richard is fag

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.