why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

your mom is so fat.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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