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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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