- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Call of Duty is a good game.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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