How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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