Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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