- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What is green and slow Grass.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

The WNBA

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??